Let’s skip the sales talk and get right to the point;
Published: Mon, 03/31/25
And how you can too!
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My secret?
A no-BS
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But let’s get to the meat…
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You wanna stop readers dead in their tracks? This is your weapon. It’s the exact playbook I’ve used to suck $100 million out of mailboxes and inboxes. Inside:
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10
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Ever see a bullet point so juicy you had to know more? That’s a fascination, and I’m the king of ‘em. This playbook spills the beans on:
101 Gutter-Tested Hacks – Make your copy a goddamn
addiction.
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Good copy ain’t a pile of ideas – it’s a greased-up slide to the sale. Transitions are the grease, and this guide hands you:
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Slick Moves That
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Objection-Busting Judo – Flip resistance into “Hell yes!”
Fresh Twists – Keep ‘em guessing and begging for more.
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Headlines that stick like gum under a barstool.
A
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My Blood-on-the-Line Promise
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As a seasoned direct response copywriter, Doug has created hundreds of profitable
direct mail packages, emails, and video sales letters for the world's largest specialized information
publishers—generating over $100 million in direct sales.