Give Me 60 Minutes to Rip Your Copy Into a Beast!
 

“My 38-Year, $100 Million Secrets to Fix Headlines, Boost Angles, Close Sales!”

—Doug D’Anna, The Copywriting “Flash” Who Crushes Controls 70% of the Time

You’re stuck, aren’t you?

Hours bleed into days as you wrestle with your copy. You’ve rewritten it a dozen times, read it to your dog, your spouse, even the mailman—and you’re still not sure if it’s any good. Maybe it’s bombing in tests, and you’re left guessing:

Is it the headline?

The offer?

The close?

You’re so frustrated you could scream—or hire someone else to start over.

I’ve been there—38 years ago, I was sweating bullets over copy that wouldn’t sell.

Now, I’m throwing you a lifeline: a 60-minute critique that slashes through the noise, spots what’s tanking your copy, and shows you how to fix it—fast.

That’s the break I wish I’d had—and it’s the one you need right now.

Especially if you’re drowning in doubt, bleeding cash, and watching your copy flop.

You’ve tweaked the headline ‘til your eyes crossed, fiddled with angles, pumped up the close—zilch. Friends mutter “looks good,” but that doesn’t pay the rent.

 

Twitter’s “experts” peddle cheap critiques, yet they couldn’t sell ice in a heatwave. Every dud costs you time, money, and sanity—and you’re one step from chucking it all. You need a no-BS expert who’s battled in the trenches, not some wannabe with a blog.

What if, in one hour, you could turn that mess into a conversion beast? 

My critique delivers—backed by 38 years crushing legends like Rutz, MakePeace, and Schwartz. I’ll:

• Expose the rot—headlines that limp, transitions that stall, offers that fizzle.
   
• Serve up gold—think “One Stock to Retire On” hooks that grab ‘em by the throat.
• End your guesswork—precise moves that sell, from a $100 million pro.

I won’t sugarcoat it—if it’s junk, I’ll say so. But I’ll guide you to results, drawing from decades of dominating sales letters, magalogs, and VSLs.
 

Fact is, 

• I’ve generated over $100 million in sales.
• My “Great Retirement Betrayal” mailed 25 million copies, unbeatable for three years.
• I’ve outwritten A-listers—Rutz, Makepeace, Schwartz—and beat the control 70% of the time. 

Every major publisher—Agora, Cabot, Eagle, Forbes, InvestorPlace, NewsMax—has paid me big bucks to crush their controls.

That’s the experience I bring—not some newbie’s guesswork.

What My Coaching Clients Say:

“Joining Doug’s coaching program was an absolute no-brainer.” —Sean Slattery

“Doug’s coaching dwarfs just about every other training.” —Vitaly Grinblat

“Doug’s secrets will revolutionize your copy skills.” —Kevin Dawson

“There is no better way to launch your career.” —Charlie Robertstad

“Doug D’Anna is the one and only copywriter who has shown me how to make sense out of this subject.” —D. McCray

Here's how it works:

We hop on Zoom. I tear into your copy—line by line. Your limp headline? 

 

I’ll juice it up—“One Stock to Make You a Millionaire” style. 

 

Clunky transitions?

 

 I’ll smooth them like butter. Weak close? I’ll make it irresistible.

You walk away with a roadmap to conversions—not vague fluff, but actionable gold. 

One tweak I suggested turned a dud into a $100,000 royalty machine. That’s what 38 years buys you—and it’s yours in 60 minutes.

Here’s what you get:

• 60-Minute Zoom Critique—We dissect your copy together via Google Docs. ($1,000)
• Verbal Gold—I’ll spill ideas to boost headlines, flow, and closes—you take notes.
• 38 Years of Wins—Insights from $100M in sales, distilled into one call.
• VSLs/Funnels? Book 2 hours—I’ll dig deep, paragraph by paragraph.

Cost: $1,000/hour.

Pricey? 

Sure—until you realize it’s $33/year for my 38 years of mastery. One tweak could repay it 10X. Don’t expect miracles or rewrites—I’m your guide, not your ghostwriter.

Slots Are Limited.

Retired, but I’ll help a few serious players—four slots a week max. Slots are first-come, first-served. Miss out, and you’re stuck guessing—or paying a rookie who’ll tank your campaign.

No fluff here—I’ll give you raw, honest feedback.

If I don’t spot fixes that jolt your copy, I’ll eat my hat.

But I promise you’ll get enough in 60 minutes to transform your work—or I’m not Doug D’Anna. (No refunds, though—my time’s too valuable, and you’ll be too busy cashing in.)

Ready to stop guessing and start converting?

Click HERE to book your 60-minute copy rip.

Slots vanish fast—don’t wait.

Looking forward to it,

Doug D’Anna

Creator, The Million-Dollar Copywriting Formula

P.S. One hour with me beats years of trial and error. Fix your copy, boost your sales—book now.

P.P.S. I’ve beaten Rutz, Schwartz and MakePeace with this know-how. Imagine what it’ll do for you.